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Well, Hump Day has come and gone and now it’s time to grind out da chill of da week. Do yous have your Halloween costume ready? Me sure hope so.

News

Note to self: Heavy drinking may harm sperm. Further note to self: Start gettin ratted!

Stay out of Madison dis Halloween if you're from Minnesota. Like, seriously. We don't dig you.

Mustache of the Day: da Ben Affleck-stole-my-halloween-costume-idea mustache

Ben is back sporting da ol’ Fu Manchu, which me is also just days away from sporting for our Pittsburgh White Trash Halloween Party. But seriously, we don’t hear anything of Ben for weeks and then all of a sudden he springs a FuMan on us?! me mean, come on, at least ease us on wiv a little of da batty fashioned Chasing Amy Affleck goatee or something, don’t just hop right on to da Fu Manchu. Gotta ease us in geezer! By da way, me respect for Affleck has now regained da status it did have after he made Dogma, but before Gigli.

Questions and Answers with Veritas Lux Mea


Concerned Feminist Conscious asks,
Q: Goose, why is yous always posting pictures of scantily clad wimin on compromising positions?

A: Well basically coz me dig women. me didn’t make these bitches put a bandana over their chest and call it a shirt, nor did me ask them to do so, get sloppy drunk, make out wiv each other, and then post their pictures all over da internet for everyone to see. I’m just reporting da facts as me check them.

Readers, do yous have a question you’d dig Goose to answer? If so, submit them by comment or email.

Music

Call Me Mickey has a review of da Clap Your Hands Say Yeah show he just saw. Plus, he's from Philly, so he's awesome.

Interesting article from Pitchfork checkin out da link between suicide and speeden garage and roll.

Seu Jorge - "Rock and Roll Suicide" from da Life Aquatic Soundtrack

More Life Aquatic:

Joan Baez - "Here's to You"
David Bowie - "Queen Bitch"
Iggy Pop and the Stooges - "Search and Destroy"

A couple good, American songwriters for your Thursday, courtesy of Insound...

David Dondero
This is a perversely American record maximum of sentimentality, contempt, humor, and lust - a aggro yet hopeful statement from a geezer who knows dat da life of a hangin musician is as rewarding as it is hard. is ability to shine a light on da human condition is inspiring. Restless, prolific, and endlessly on da road, Dondero makes a quicrest stop to drop off is sixth release. Considering everywhere he’s traveled, it’s not surprising dat geography permeates is songs. He connects da highway lines into a collection of literate, impressionistic, folk-blues mini-epics, conjuring da spirit of Henry Miller. Dondero is dig da ex-patriot returned - passionately and sublimely relaying how wicked and mingin dis turf can be.

David Dondero - "Laying Low in Eli, Nevada"

Craig Wedren
Dis is da label debut from acclaimed art-rock frontman of bitch and Shudder To Think. Lapland features a collection of songs dat would have appeared on da next Shudder To Think album if dey were still active, and rare songs he composed for film. "...it feels dig a slightly mellower, clearer, and more organic/oceanic Shudder To Think," says Wedren.

Craig Wedren - "Night is Over"

Much Respect. Check yous tomorrow.

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